A woman went traveling throughout Italy and in every church she
visited (that's what one does a good bit of there) she noticed a golden
telephone booth off to the side of the altar. Finally, at a church in
Florence, she asked a priest about it.
"The golden phone booth? If you go into it, you will find that you can make a call directly to God Himself for 1,000 euros."
She thanked him and left, snorting to herself that she didn't have that kind of money, not even for a call to the Almighty.
The next year she toured Ireland. There, off to the side of the altar
in the first church she entered, was a golden phone booth. She happened
to notice that a priest was nearby, so she approached him.
"Ah yes, the golden telephone booth," he said. "If you go in there, and put in 25 cents, you can talk directly to God."
"For only 25 cents?" she asked.
"Certainly, my dear. 'Tis a local call."
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